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Xbox One X is Only For Rich 30 Year Olds and Older
Gaming news outlets have been asking the same question about who the Xbox One X designed for? You can thank your one true spiritual talisman because Hamviewgames finally got the answer. The Xbox One X is only for 30 year olds and older who have a lot of money in their banks. The primary reason […]
Read More Xbox One X is Only For Rich 30 Year Olds and OlderHorizon ZD Unforgivably Flawed
Flaws: Falling deaths -too many of these Falling and dying is an 80’s thing. Doesn’t belong in games anymore. -Boring confusing puzzles? check. Turning dials is not a fun puzzle! Why not just skip puzzles if you suck at making them?! -Shallow upgrade system Um. I don’t FEEL the power. More upgrades plez. -Bad writing/editing/characters […]
Read More Horizon ZD Unforgivably FlawedOverwatch Is NOT Game of the Year
Game is bad. Sorry
Read More Overwatch Is NOT Game of the YearSpace Needed For PSVR Same Size As Jeff’s Entire Apartment
To use PSVR correctly you will need approximately 9′ x 6′ area of space which are the same dimensions as Jeff’s entire apartment. Jeff is going to have to move into a bigger place even though he really shouldn’t because things are tight right now as it is. He keeps up with the latest console […]
Read More Space Needed For PSVR Same Size As Jeff’s Entire ApartmentSex Cult Fears Disbandment If No Man’s Sky Releases
Flooded Deep With Hype A catastrophy early in development wiped out most of Hello Games office and equipment on Christmas Eve 2013 when a whale from the Pacific Ocean filled the building to the brim with it’s own semen. We were hoping the horny mammal’s sex acts had caused Hello Games to cancel NMS forever, but now that the game has Gone-Gold our […]
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Are Libraries Still A Good Idea?
Libraries are terrible. https://www.twitch.tv/delectableham/v/60420412
Read More Are Libraries Still A Good Idea?343i Hire Trajectory Physicists To Help Make Common Sense Decisions For Halo 6 Campaign After Widespread Nerd Outcry
The rocket scientists reassured us that 343i and Mike Colter will suffer real physical pain and punishment for what they have done. 343i still doesn’t seem to know that they’ve made a mistake by forcing people to play as Locke, and were designing playable mother in law characters for Halo 6. Luckily the scientists were […]
Read More 343i Hire Trajectory Physicists To Help Make Common Sense Decisions For Halo 6 Campaign After Widespread Nerd OutcryMajor Problems In Halo 5’s Story Arise Late In Development
We were contacted yesterday by a concerned 343i QA Gametester that was shocked by the lack of wise cracks from Cortana in Halo 5. The anonymous QA revealed to our reporters his concerns saying, “Honestly everyone knows rampancy would force her to use humor as a coping mechanism. I’m really worried about her this time […]
Read More Major Problems In Halo 5’s Story Arise Late In Development