343i Hire Trajectory Physicists To Help Make Common Sense Decisions For Halo 6 Campaign After Widespread Nerd Outcry

The rocket scientists reassured us that 343i and Mike Colter will suffer real physical pain and punishment for what they have done. 343i still doesn’t seem to know that they’ve made a mistake by forcing people to play as Locke, and were designing playable mother in law characters for Halo 6. Luckily the scientists were […]

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Man Offended By People Asking For Game Beta Vows To Die If He Cannot Help Fix Facebook 

John Admundo was so offended by people asking for beta codes for upcoming blockbuster Black Ops III on Wednesday that he vowed to solve the problem on Facebook or die trying.  ‘just have a little patience ‘, John would comment, but people didn’t seem to listen. “I tried to just help them on lunch breaks […]

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Woman Gets Side Tracked Researching Toasters And Forgets To Buy Red Dead Redemption During Flash Sale

Vanessa Watley went online to buy a toaster on 7/27/15 which happened to also be the last day that Red Dead Redemption would be on sale on Xbox Live, and was unable to make either purchase do to confusion from Verified Purchaser Product reviews. She was going to buy a toaster and then buy Red […]

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Ryan McCaffrey Secretly Enjoys Ham

Known IGN Editor, Host of Podcast Unlocked, Tesla/Delorean enthusiast and all around nice guy Ryan McCafferry approved of ham-calling on Twitter today by favoriting a tweet from a No Mans Sky fan. The tweet was in support of naming everything name-able in the game ‘ham’. This comes as a surprise to everyone that knows Ryan […]

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Bethesda E3 Press Conference 2015 Review

Bethesda E3 Press Conference 2015 Review So this years E3 has officially started with a bang and a big one. Bethesda announced: Doom, A New Bethesda Community Type website called Bethesda.net, Battlecry, Dishonored 2, Dishonored  The Definitive Edition, Elder Scrolls Legends (Elder Scrolls Online was also show but only briefly as its already been released), Fallout […]

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